BETHENNY OF HOUSEWIVES OF NY

She says she's authentic, but we know that's not true. Her Neptune is in the same sign as her Scorpio Sun -- and that means reality is her reality and more than likely, she straight up lies. For example, unlike her claims, her PETA billboard has been airbrushed. Bethenny Frankel actually has five Scorpio planets, Sun, Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, and Neptune. Scorpios never let you know what they are really thinking or plotting. With this much water, she's all about the manipulation. And looking at her biography, it looks like she's done a lot more "acting" than cooking.

But worse than anything and my least favorite trait (I avoid people who have this) is her Capricorn Moon. This Moon is very unhappy in this location. People who have it are obsessed. They have a mission. But socially, they completely lack the ability to maintain relationships and are always on the lookout for a victory. Bethenny does not confide in anyone. Her concentration is focussed. She is a great defender of her own behavior and will usually manage to make herself appear to be right.  She will always attract complicated situations. And generally women with Capricorn Moons have little feminine  appeal and a lot of masculine energy.

In her favor, she was born with a Jupiter/Sun conjunction so she can be very lucky and get away with a lot. Currently she has Mercury (communication) square her natal Uranus (irritable energy) which can make one very unpopular. She gets her own show next year, and by that time her negative progression is gone. But how many people will she have alienated by then? And doesn't her fiance look a little miserable?

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UPDATE: Bethenny is now known as the least liked of the NY housewives.

UPDATE2: Bethenny got married.

UPDATE3: Bethenny is getting divorced.