CARA DELEVINGNE'S CASH KARMA

The Devil's Smirk? The Universe Doesn't Play

If I were a lesbian, this would be my dream girl. Bad. Adorable. Successful. A strongly rumored “friend” of Taylor Swift. Can hetero girls have lesbian friends? Sure.

Yesterday Cara’s house in Studio City burned to the ground. It is shocking to see. There is speculation it was due to the winds, meaning electrical, rare in Los Angeles but when it happen trees fall over seemingly out-of-the blue. I was curious about this house so I took Architectural Digest’s tour. Just wow! First of all, you don’t see how adorable this girl is until you hear her talk. Reed thin, gorgeous, and by anyone’s standards, delightful. She set out to create the house of her dreams. Clearly she did. But seldom have I seen a home more self indulgent. RuPaul? (Just decorated better by Martyn Lawrence Bullard.) This is cash karma.

Cara is a Leo Sun/Mercury. Her Venus is in Virgo. Mars in Gemini with a Moon in humanitarian Aquarius. However it is conjuncted by Saturn — meaning it’s also a Capricorn Moon. One focal planet: Pluto. Capricorn Moon people are tortured by their need to harm. They are charming to the max and very hard to resist.

When Cara bought this house and decorated it recently, she was in progressed Sun conjunct natal Jupiter. That’s the revered Jupiter. It truly is her fantasy abode. The time and effort she spent taking it there was a herculean effort. And expensive. There are pieces in her house that would cover most people’s mortgages for a year.

Currently she has her predictive Venus square Uranus/Neptune. Venus is things you love. Uranus is things that happen out of nowhere. And Neptune is things you would never suspect would happen. A square is the nastiest angle. Also her predictive Moon is square Mars which just went out-of-sign at zero degrees. Mars is fire. The Moon is your emotions. Plus the new Aquarius Pluto is approaching her natal Moon. Pluto takes you down before it builds you up. And gets a big kick out of doing it.

The Universe has laws that are different than man’s laws. I’m going to endeavor to enumerate some of these in the future — keeping in mind I’m still learning myself. But one law of which there is no doubt -- “The meek will inherit the earth.” You might recognize it from the Bible — remembering it is a translation. Meek means humble. The opposite of humble is pride, vanity, superiority, arrogance, snobbishness. And it’s the first, in order, of the 7 Deadly Sins.

Take a look at this house… AD Tour

Will the Universe allow for this kind of pomposity? You saw the “Vagina Tunnel?”

Cara, get down on your knees and humble yourself. Yes, you’re hot by society’s standards. But the Universe doesn’t play.

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