HOW BAD IS KATE GOSSELIN'S LIFE?

You should be so lucky. She was born an Aries with Jupiter conjuncting her Sun. She's always lucky. She has eight children, and she's making enough money to be considered rich -- with no talent at all. Send in the boo hoo crew.

All this drama about being tired. I'm tired. Most people are. And with Mars as a focal planet, she has more energy than ten of us put together. Her other focal planet is Saturn so she's ambitious. Nothing would keep her from doing more than everyone else. This is who she is. She will step over dead bodies to get where she is going. She has forgotten all about her husband. And anyone in their right mind knows he's not going to get the children -- so that was just a little made up drama -- probably to keep people voting for her.

She has a new show in the works "A Twist of Kate" where she interviews people. There are a few of us who think her fifteen minutes are, in fact, over. Not much is going on in her chart good or bad so we'll see how she does.

Here's an interesting little tidbit. John will have a Jupiter progression in July. And you know what happens then -- something good -- something really good. So stay tuned. We're not rid of these two yet.

It would really get interesting if Kate realized that keeping Jon would have made her life a whole lot easier and remember with her, it's about moving ahead. Right now, he's the biggest loser on the planet, but what if that changes? Kate says she would like nothing better than to stay home and make cookies. Will she get to spend her days baking? And be rich? And have eight children? And will she still be whining about how hard her life is?