Okay, it's The National Inquirer, but here's what it says about Jay Leno that confirms my former prediction:
"In recent weeks, he has looked bloated and disheveled. He has a terrible diet and doesn't get a lot of exercise."
"Jay is unhappy and has the weight of the world or at least NBC, on his shoulders... He is a nervous, bloated wreck -- and seems headed for a health disaster."
"It's an extremely fatty, heart-attack-on-a-plate kind of food -- deep-dish pizza, Italian beef sandwiches, barbecue ribs and hot dogs..."
"Jay's a walking time bomb."
And, yes, this could have been avoided, maybe, not totally, but I predict Jay will suffer much more than necessary. Originally blogged on June 21, 2009 at gaia.com/xtrology.