JOAN RIVERS YOU LIKE HER BUT WHY?

No water signs except her Pluto. She's not that sensitive. Don't go to her when you have a problem. It's not like gentle Pisces. Quite the opposite. Joan Rivers is a Gemini with Mercury and Venus in these cool air signs. Three planets in Virgo (in her Sixth -- workaholic) square all her Gemini planets and her Sagittarius Moon giving her three focal planets:  Mars the bulldozer, Jupiter the cultist, and Neptune seeing things however you please.

The biting, what some people call, wit. That would be her Sagittarius Moon -- cuts all the way with no mercy. And intelligence? She has an abundance of that. Great memory, too.

Today, the real question is, is she going to die? Nope. Not today. Transiting Saturn is conjunct Mars trining her natal Pluto. And her predictive Moon is square the Sun (the shortest of the predictive aspects). It's not enough to kill the old bag. I say that in her honor!

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UPDATE:  Joan Rivers died on September 4th. And, yes, I was wrong. Possibly I didn't take her age enough into consideration. Is there any chance this isn't her birthday? Could she have wanted this ending? Possibly more will come out. But let me say, rest in peace, Joan. Wish I had been correct.

UPDATE2: Kathy Griffin, according to TMZ, will be taking her place.