JUSTIN BALDONI DEATH OF A SEX SYMBOL

Men Need to Know When to Shut Up

The first thing I thought today is this guy needs to shut up. And there it is. His natal Mercury is conjunct Jupiter. You may know this as the sign, Sagittarius. And we never shut up so conjunct Mercury the Planet of Communications, the flow of words can be staggering. Any man who is Aquarius with a Scorpio Moon is going to be hot. And Justin Baldoni fits that — but he needs to STFU. He’s killing his own cool. And all this coming down on the backdrop of Virgo rising, the rising sign that remembers every little detail.

Actually Justin has four planets in Scorpio — Moon, Mars, Saturn and Pluto. Quite the smorgasborg of characteristics because each of these planet’s influence every other one. All but one is in the money house. His Venus is in Sagittarius conjunct Uranus (Aquarius). He will be hard to pin down. He’s a jerk, but also crazy charming when he wants to be. It’s the Virgo talk, talk, talking and bitch, bitch, bitching that in my mind is killing his career. Sexy just got a limp dick.

One thing I’ve pointed out before is don’t ever get in a legal fight with someone who has Saturn conjunct the Moon i.e. Johnny Depp. They just will not stop until they’ve ground you into the pavement. Justin wrote a book, Man Enough: Undefining Masculinity, about how to be masculine and, trust me, he thinks that is what he is being. And yet both he and Blake Lively, his co-star in It Ends With Us, are ruining their careers over petty bickering.

I’ve always said you can’t sexually harass me and that went pretty well until I was stalked. But Blake is no wallflower. She can stand up and tell people to stop talking a certain way in front of her. Then continue like it never happened. That’s the Jackie Kennedy move. Or have your husband do it. That’s how I got rid of my stalker. One word from a large male friend and that was that.

When I first sauntered into The Bodhi Tree, a zillion years ago, I found a book by U.S. Anderson. I don’t remember the name but it said, “It’s not what’s right and wrong, it’s what works and doesn’t work.” I say Blake showed up with her holier-than-thou attitude after just having a baby and not feeling super sexy. And Justin, Mr. Scorpio Moon, saw a little weakness and jumped on it. My question: Will these two figure that out before they destroy each other? And/or just have sex and get it over with! Passion and anger are the same thing in astrology.

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