MEGHAN MARKLE. SHORTS, REALLY?

Clothing Choices Tell You a Lot About Someone

I hate petty small minded people. I hate people that pick on other people. That being said, what the hell is going on with Meghan Markle’s legs? Here’s my question. Is the Universe outing her for being the fake/phoney that she is? Has it blinded her to the fact that she has no business wearing shorts?

Meghan Markle isn’t passing for being white, she’s passing for pretty. In fact both of these glamorous people, she and her husband, Prince Harry, have about five minutes before their looks tank altogether.

I’m asking — is there a punishment for being a dick? Because if that is true, the karma is running strong for these two. For those of us that want to see Ms. Markle further outed — if that is even possible — more than she’s been outed already — pop the popcorn. Pull up a chair. (I’m going to regret this post because — would Jackie Kennedy say this?)

Everyday I’m reading about her recalculating her brand. What brand? She’s going to get $1 million for every post? Not in this Universe she isn’t. She may pay someone to write that but we’re on to her now. And where is the next influx of money coming from? We will all tune in if she actually stars in a movie about the book she purchased, Meet Me at the Lake. We love a good train wreck.

You may be asking, don’t I have anything better to write about? Yes. But life is getting so heavy lately that I think this is giving me a laugh that I need at the expense of someone I openly dislike. And as a huge fan of Queen Elizabeth, (her too. She and Jackie Kennedy are waving their fingers at me) doesn’t classy always win? Saying this isn’t getting me any closer to that!

But back to my whine, people are starting to see through the grift. And it’s about time we quit propping up people just to cut them down. What am I saying? We’re never going to do that. So Meghan, stop giving us such great material.

I’m sorry, Universe. Waiting for my punishment…