NEW YORK HOUSEWIFE, BETHENNY

I watch television 24/7  looking for things to blog. So I watch "The Housewives of New York" -- a pretty awful show among a lot of awful reality shows -- rich women famewhoring. Don't these women know that after the attention, they are left with their scripted reputations?

One such woman, Bethenny Frankel has a spin-off, "Bethenny Gets Married?" This is reality TV at its all time low. Nothing about this Scorpio girl is attractive -- from her screeching rapid fire speech to her new lifeless apartment in Trebeca -- from her vapid husband (gossipers calling him gay) to her "business" which is pretty much staying famous for as long as she can.

I thought I could watch anything, but this show, literally gave me a headache. She is one of the lucky people who have a natal Jupiter/Sun conjunction. And, despite all her whining about her childhood, she will be lucky all her life (at the public's expense) which is the only reason I think she  ever ended up in my living room.

Scorpios are the least equipped for marriage, but strangely, they all get married. Bethenny has five planets in Scorpio. But here's the truly tragic thing, she has Moon in Capricorn (in it's fall) and Mars in Libra (in its fall). And these just happen to be the two top contenders on my hit list of astrological things to stay away from. Capricorn Moon people are the least equipped to be normal and well-adjusted, and Libra Mars people are passive/aggressive. And if Bethenny is any indication, these natal aspects completely erode any possibility for charm.

I'm wondering if the producers of Bravo are thinking what I'm thinking. This is bad TV. Bethenny has progressed Mercury square Uranus just ending. So her show was filmed on bad aspects. Will this translate into cancellation?

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