PARIS HILTON GOING TO PRISON?

Paris is an unpredictable, non-conformist Aquarius. So she doesn't like having to restrict herself to society's standards. But it's just silly to mess around with the law, because the law always wins. Some of the gossip sites are saying she dropped cocaine from her handbag in front of the police to attract more attention to herself, but I don't agree.

Her astrology chart tells me she is in a negative cycle, and this is the negative event that the cycle created. Her progressed Mercury (communications) is square her natal Uranus (sudden unexpected events). And her progressed Venus (love) is square her natal Neptune (deceit). For trouble with the law, one would usually look to Jupiter or the 9th House. But it's the 12th House that rules prisons. The aforementioned Uranus is located in the 12th House and Neptune rules the 12th House.  So the question of her spending more time in jail looks ominous. Also her progressed Mercury and Venus are both in Pisces (rules 12th House). So even though the progressions don't speak directly to jail time, I'm inclined to think she will be spending some time there.

Paris is going to wish she were in Paris before this is over. Negative cycles are never fun and usually create an event that is not to your liking. The universe has it reasons for spinning us around once in awhile. You're supposed to learn something from the experience. What should Paris be listening to on her IPod, "I Shot the Law and the Law Won." Because she totally crashed over her two day stint for drunk driving in 2006. Didn't learn her lesson -- gets another crack at it now.

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