RACHEL ZOE IS BANANAS

I was a big fan like anyone who loves clothes. And then Rachel Zoe melted and started wearing fur vests. Fur vests? Who wears fur vests? Who would want to? They don't look good on fat people or thin people, maybe very tall thin people. That made me wonder ...

Rachel Zoe got a head start on most of us. Because her high degree natal Jupiter changed signs to conjunct her natal Neptune in Sagittarius from the age of 9 to 21, she had a very confidence building experience. And again from age 24 to 26, Jupiter hit her again when her progressed Sun conjuncted it. Lots of time to develop a skill and bask in the limelight of an easy life.

But are all easy lives equal? Having a Capricorn natal Moon, the native still will have trouble adjusting to what most people describe as normal. Sun as a focal planet makes her the center of her world in a narcissistic manner. And Venus as a focal planet makes her feel unloved and makes her believe herself to be unlovable. Fixed Mercury as a focal planet creates a person somewhat aloof from the problems of others. And Jupiter, also focal, a chaser of cults, fashion, here.

This is not the profile of a woman who longs for children. This is the profile of a woman who will stop at nothing to feed her many needs. So what we get here -- a lucky mess. Apparently, Rachel did what so many women her age have trouble doing, her boney bod got pregnant at the age of 39. If you watch her reality show, you already know, there's not much nuturing instinct.

And she seems so nice. This woman oozes Libra. I'm betting she has Libra rising. Soooo passive/agressive. With her, you won't see it coming and even after it hits, you won't know what it was. I'm not saying she isn't talented or even professional. I'm saying, she's quietly destructive to others and eventually herself.

Currently her progressed Mercury is sextile her natal Venus in Leo (children, show biz). Convenient. Just my opinion, but she's having a child to keep the show going. Most important to her -- keeping herself in the spotlight.

Right now Rachel is on QVC in "the faux fur vest." It's hideous. Save yourself from this self-loathing, self-important not-even-as-fat-as-a-banana-stem person -- unless you want to look like THE FLINTSTONES.