THE MEANEST HOUSEWIFE OF BEVERLY HILLS

She isn't actually one of the housewives. She is a friend of Camille Grammer, and she is supposed to be psychic. So the dinner that took place on THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS was very interesting indeed.

At the time, this episode was filmed Camille didn't know that Kelsey Grammer was going to leave her for another woman. Camille's friend, Allison DuBois, whom the series MEDIUM is based upon, was sitting to her right. Allison was there apparently to pick a fight with Kyle Richards and specifically mentioned Kyle's marriage. All the while this woman who is supposed to be able to see into the future didn't see the holocost Camille was going to go through. How embarrassing! And how delightful when someone is so obviously faking! And just to make things more interesting Allison DuBois made the crack that she loves the fact she can see into people's futures -- which, obviously, she can't. Camille didn't see this one coming.

But Xtrology can. So let's see what's up with these women.

Camille Grammer and Allison DuBois share an important natal planetary placement -- a Capricorn Moon which Allison has and Camile has Saturn conjunct her Moon (same thing). I will say this again. This is a nasty Moon placement. People with this Moon cannot be happy being normal. They just can't adjust to society's norms. They always live somehow or another on the fringe of sanity. Your Moon is how you process information, how you feel about things. When it's in its detriment, you really struggle to find a way to feel satisfied. In my opinion, it's the worst placement anyone can have in a chart. And since there is so little room for enjoyment, there is also a tendency to ruin other people's enjoyment. This is often considered a mean Moon. And in Camille's case, it's her focal planet making her super-sensitive with a tendency to inflict her pain on others. She also likes to sit back and watch the mess she stirs up.

And what I saw during this housewife dinner from Allison DuBois was vicious. Allison's focal planet is Mercury. People with this placement to be cold and unfeeling, rarely caring about other people in general. No warmth. Her Jupiter and Venus are also square, both being feminine planets, so no love is lost among women either. There is absolutely nothing in her chart that would point to her being psychic. Water planets give you that gift, especially Pisces. Her Venus is in Pisces, but that's her only water planet. The bad thing about this placement is that it squares her Neptune in the 2nd House of Money lending a little deceit to the mix and a desire for the green stuff. In a positive aspect, it might give her some insight. Her Sun is also squared by her Moon. She is an Aquarius, the chilliest of all the signs in general. And when your Moon squares your Sun, your family didn't want you or there was trouble at the time you were born. So this is not the chart of a happy woman.

Furthering her already troubled start is the fact that her natal Jupiter moved out of its original sign (now it can make aspects) and squared her natal Pluto for twelve years from the age of seventeen to twenty-nine. She's thirty-eight now. This is a long term negative cycle, and they are not fun. Pluto is always associated with the underground or unscrupulousness. So I say she made up the entire psychic thing in an effort to deal with this negative energy -- perhaps, giving her the benefit of the doubt -- to make sense of it. She is rightfully pissed that she endured this long struggle. And since she is not that nice anyway, she pounced on Kyle Richards at the dinner. Very nasty, very, very nasty. But as it turns out, Camile is/was her meal ticket since Kelsey Grammer's production company produces MEDIUM. Allison is moving into a positive Jupiter period. So for now, her future is bright no matter how badly she acts. But if she wants to know her long-term future, the 50's won't be so hot. She'll get beaten up again and, with her karma, it's not going to be a pretty sight.

So what's up with Camille?  She's got progressed Mars sitting on her natal Jupiter. So what could that mean? Jupiter is money. Mars rips your life apart. So that lavish lifestyle that she has, ummm, vanishes? She specifically said on HOUSEWIVES that Kyle is beneath her in status, since Kyle's husband is only in real estate (and apparently sold them the ARCHITECTURAL DIGEST house they live in). That may soon change. I'm thinking pre-nup here. Camille has two of Kelsey's children so she'll do all right. But again, it's Mars, and you can bet your life, she's angry. If she drags this out, she may make some money, since a progressed Venus sextile progressed Jupiter is on its way.

And then there is Kyle Richards. She also has a Mars aspect, progressed Mars conjunct Neptune, so getting in an argument is perfectly okay with her. However, because it is Neptune, she may be biting off too much. With her Libra Moon, she would really rather be getting along. For her, it's just a transitory thing. She'll move out of it. Her focal planet is her Sun, so her world does revolve around her. With her Venus in exalted Pisces, she can love. And with her Mars in Scorpio, you don't want to cross her. She doesn't prefer to fight, but she won't back down either. Of these three, her long term happiness is the brightest. No matter what "psychic" Allison says.

Bring it on, Allison. Fight with someone you can't bully. In a interview, she said, "I have a gun." I can think of things she could do with that. And with her nasty attitude and future...