He hit a home run. This guy calculates and strategizes -- all his life, he's weighed the pros and cons. If you ever have a public humiliation, you want this guy's publicity agent. The perfect Tiger gave the perfect apology speech. But doesn't that in itself make you wonder. Who gives a perfect speech unless they have help in drafting it? Tiger's not a writer. He's not a speechmaker. But today, he was.
I don't believe a word of it. Tiger has Neptune (lies) conjunct (next to) his Moon (how he relates). He relates by lying and telling people what they want to hear. It started in his childhood and he doesn't know any other way of doing it. He figures out what you want to hear and that's what he says -- just like he figures out how hard and with which golf club he has to hit the ball. Virgo rising, he never hits too hard or too soft. Details are his life.
And do you really believe that he got in his car, half sedated from sleeping pills and just ran into the side of the road for no reason at all? If his wife is signing off on this, you have to suspect her degree of veracity and how much she values the truth. This couple is all about image.
It is possible he meant what he said -- that someone has convinced him of the "crime" he committed. But not for a minute did he think that this was more than a momentary relapse. Once the public believes in him again, the rules will change again. Tiger will cheat again. But this time, he will do a better job. He will keep it private. I predict it will be years (because his progressed Sun will conjunct Jupiter in November for two years) before we hear negative news about him. And it's entirely possible, we will never hear it again. His job now is to maintain the brand -- the billionaire empire.
And in the end, it's really none of our business. Admire him because he is a great golfer. You're getting a snow job, but, celebrities count on that.
If you're really interested in the truth, read the 7 page letter written by Robert A. Stack, the man who flew his plane into the IRS, CIA, FBI building in Austin. Chances are the media will never tell you what it says, because what he did after writing it was criminal. This is the gist of it: "Communism: From each according to his own ability, to each according to his own need. Capitalism: From each according to his own gullibility, to each according to his own greed."