WHEN ASTROLOGY IS BULLSHIT

A monthly or daily horoscope can't make a prediction. First of all, it isn't based on YOU. It's general. And the big astrology sites doing it know that. They know they are just there to make money. They're laughing all the way to the bank. Second to even begin to head in the direction of accurate, you need to read your rising sign -- not your Sun sign. Because the houses are based on the time of your birth.

The only two general astrology column I have ever enjoyed were Michael Lutin's in VANITY FAIR. They fired him. But he still has a site. And he's probably still a genius. And "Rockie Horoscope" in THE L.A. WEEKLY. She died.

So unless you just read that stuff to be amused, stick with Xtrology. We make real predictions. Xtrology's tweets = real Moon events. And yes, they are general, but they apply to everyone. If the Moon is in Cancer, it affects you according to your specific chart. But it's still in Cancer -- not a lie -- not just entertainment.

And for those of you that take astrology seriously -- incredible as this may seem --  Xtrology is among the few real sites. Chris Brennen's site is real. I just think he's wrong. He goes back to the Hellenistc period to find his method of prediction -- an incredible time for astrology -- but they used Primary Progressions -- which, due to a complete lack of accuracy, has been forgotten. As far as I know, no astrologer, in the history of astrology including Ptolemy and Placidus claimed they had an accurate system.

And no one ever has claimed to make predictions based on transits -- which is what the general sites use. Transits can be useful. They tell you a lot about the mood of the situation. (I recommend for transits, that you sign up at Astrotheme.) And occasionally they make minor predictions. But to get the major events in your life, you have to use Secondary Progressions. Except that the Alan Leo method is flawed. So we fixed it.

Xtrology is based on the work of people that came before. But it is a free-standing, independent system. AND ACCURATE!!!  You made it. You're here. You are at the only real astrology site ever -- in the world -- because we figured out how to make predictions. Just sayin.' We did it. The other sites are bullshit. Sorry.

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