XTROLOGY 2010 PREDICTIONS

XTROLOGY, the only accurate predictions:

• Two words: authenticity and sustainability.

• The United States economy will recover.

• President Obama will have unprecedented popularity

• Kim Jung-il of North Korea will die.

• Sarah Palin is so over.

• Negative ion water is the next celebrity craze.

• Glenn Beck has a nervous breakdown -- problems at home?

• Lindsey Lohan is in danger.

• Trailer trash jewelry will only be worn by trailer trash

• Bonnie Hunt will be No. 1 in ratings.

• Regis will not retire.

• Gray is the hot decor color with yellow, purple.

• Kloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom will break up.

• Kim Kardashian makes news because of a successful venture.

• Ellen Degeneres will disappoint "Idol."

• Kate Hudson will win an Oscar.

• Roman Polanski will return to The United States to face charges.

• Charlie Sheen gets jail time.

• Stars of 2010:  Chelsea Handler, Star Jones, Rachel Ray, Rachel Zoe, Whoopie Goldberg, Jon Gosselin (I know), Octomom, Lady Gaga, Bradley Cooper, Jake Gyllenhaal, Bruce Jenner, Heather Locklear, Rosie O'Donnell, Rihanna, Oprah, Adam Lambert, Sandra Bullock

• Going down in 2010: Tom Cruise,  Angelina Jolie, Lindsey Lohan, Alana Stewart, Spencer Pratt, Mel Gibson, Annette Benning, Kathie Lee Gifford, Redmond O'Neal, Sarah Jessica Parker, Tori Spelling, Kourtney Kardashian, Joe Lieberman, Bill O'Reilly, Queen Latifah

The predictions were made on a Mercury Retrograde, hmmmm...

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