KIM KARDASHIAN FOREVER...

We All Want It To Be Over. This Life of Indulgence.

What do you do when you make a mistake? I’m dying to bury it. Cover it up somehow. Pretend it didn’t happen. But my reputation is critical to my success. I don’t mind being wrong. I’ve been wrong before. But this is just a mistake I made calculating a chart. Unacceptable. A clerical error. Not me surmising what the future will bring. Always tricky. The is me looking at an aspect right in front of me and not seeing it. This is painful. I’m Sagittarius. I believe in the truth. Here it is:

In my blog March 3, 2016 and again November 2022, I said that Kim Kardashian is in one of the worst aspects possible. In my defense, I did mention she seemed to be getting through it without a devastating event. Although the thing with Pete Davidson was pretty embarrassing — a paid “boyfriend” who didn’t want to stick around. Still. Not the end of the world — especially in her superficial world.

And there was the Met Ball where she wore Marilyn’s famous glittery dress that she didn’t come close to fitting into. Quite an schadenfreude opportunity.

I was also suspicious while watching her performance on Saturday Night live — thinking, she is just reading the prompter. She’s been in the public long enough to have the poise to do this. And yet she was being praised?

And then there was the joint venture with Dolce & Gabbana? It’s hard to believe a big fashion house would stoop to using a 5’3” former porn star with an artificially enlarged butt held together with enough plastic surgery to make her Angelyne-like as fashion director. With little sense of fashion. But she is smart. Her clothing choices, allow her to avoid comparison. No one else is wears the body-con/unbelievably unflattering stuff she wears 24/7. In that way, she is iconic. Being ordinary won’t get you there.

Kim went to a big celebrity “white” party over the 4th of July in the Hamptons. She normally doesn’t venture out of her comfort zone. But there she was. At the same party as newly single Tom Brady. Having spent a little time around these people I can tell you if Kim had any level of sex appeal, Tom would have been all over her. It’s the law of the jungle. Attractive people hook up. It’s expected. Have you noticed, the Kardashian clan normally only mingle among themselves? That way they can control the narrative. In the real world of celebrity hotties, she’s an outcast. While SKIMS, becoming hugely successful raised her profile, it’s not all Instagram posts now, the raw truth is she doesn’t fit into these circles. She really has never tried to. But lately she’s being adventurous. Okay, I was waiting for the criticism. Admit it. You were, too.

My mistake only became glaringly obvious to me when I realized I still was paying for Hulu and started watching the 3rd Season of The Kardashians. Kim whines. She complains. She looks awful. Tell me dark roots and burnt hair are passé. And the vocal fry voice? This is the stuff that the haters live for. I’m not the only person begging for her to disappear. But never so much for me, as this season. Watching Kim talk about her transactional relationship with Kanye West, I’m thinking, you got what you signed up for? Or is it that you just think the public will buy anything that you throw out there? This reminds me of someone. Harry? No. And guess why. She is still in Jupiter. She’s never been out. My mistake.

Kim is a Libra, Sun in the 11th House of Aquarius, with Pluto (Scorpio) and Saturn(Capricorn) conjunct giving her a bit of an edge and further Cap ambition. Her Moon is in compassionate Pisces. Her Mars in truthful Sagittarius conjunct Neptune(Pisces) and her Venus is in either uptight or get down Virgo in its fall — meaning love is calculated. Her focal planets are Neptune, not seeing things except how you choose to perceive them and Mars the quintessential bulldozer. It. Will. Be. Her. Way. Sagittarius is rising. Normally that would make her super fun. But with Jupiter/Pluto/Saturn in the 10th House of Career, she gets stuck in the ambition loop.

And then, of course, there is this abnormally long Jupiter aspect. Few people get these. And they are magic. Madonna, Bernie Madoff, Mel Gibson. What happens when Kim wakes out of this Jupiter fantasy and realizes it was all a means to her mother’s end? Nothing in her life is real. Money isn’t real. Stuff isn’t real. The only thing that is real is spiritual growth. Love. Love is real. We’re put on earth for that. To elevate ourselves and others — for our souls to rise above the material world.

Except. Shoot me if I make another mistake. Kim is in Jupiter for the rest of her life. It will be too late for her to find her way home. Say goodby to whomever she could have been. She and we will never know. Few people ever live this level of indulgence…

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