SHE ISN'T CRAZY, IT'S HIM

I keep reading about Catherine Zeta Jones being bipolar, going to rehab, whatever. One thing keeps nagging me. I think it's her husband, Michael Douglas, not her. Some men (and women) will drive you crazy. So let's see...

They both have the same birthday -- different years, of course. She is a Libra with Mercury, Jupiter and Uranus there. Mars in exalted Capricorn, but it squares all her Libra planets. So she can get angry. Stomps her feet a lot. Her Moon is in Pisces so she overlooks what she doesn't want to see. No focal planets. Sagittarius rising. Sunny personality (when not stomping).

Michael, on the other hand, also Libra with Venus, Mars and Neptune there. Did anyone notice Venus/Mars conjunction? Libra-like conjunction, but also in the sign of Libra. Moon in it's detriment in Capricorn where it operates very badly making him emotionally out-of-sorts a lot of the time (throw in a little mean, too). Four focal planets (one too many to keep your needs in check). And the difficult Scorpio rising. Difficult because these people do not listen (as a general rule, clients). And he is a combo-pill. Not a good choice to marry. You will eventually suffer, because it will be your job to keep him happy -- which he will never be. By the way with Saturn squaring his Libra planets, he does not like his father, Kirk Douglas. No way, Jose.

And what happens to you when you keep trying to tap dance faster than anyone can? You have a breakdown and for a bonus, it looks like you're insane  -- which it is possible she isn't at all. She could be miraculously cured if she left him. But with her Moon in Pisces, she most likely doesn't see that. She thinks it's her. She also has a nasty aspect predictive Mars square Sun. Her confidence is being shaken and stirred.

He has predictive Mercury square Sun. Could be brothers? Could be the bad publicity -- which I'm pretty sure he got over playing Liberace -- not his performance-- which was amazing -- but really? Mercury can be your reputation. The Sun is always you, but in a big way. You, you, you.

They absolutely positively should get a divorce. It's killing her. And it won't fix him. Dysfunction to the max. But I predict it won't happen for reasons I stated above.

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UPDATE: August 29, 2013 from the DAILY MAIL, "Michael is a ‘dry drunk’: He is someone who no longer abuses alcohol but is prone to rages. Michael has gotten to be a mean old man. He finds fault in her all the time, it is an ugly atmosphere. He is grouchy and hard to live with. They have been arguing for years."